Zabawne zdjęcia ojca i jego czterech córek na Instagramie

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Pewnie niejeden mężczyzna na wieść, że zostanie potem, zmaga się z reakcjami organizmu: dreszcz, ekscytacja, stres, motylki w brzuchu... A gdy dowiaduje się, że będzie tatą... dziewczynki? Albo dwóch, trzech... czterech?! Wyobrażamy sobie, że świadomość bycia jedynym samcem w domu i pragnącym w odpowiedzialny sposób wychować młode kobiety to presja i zimny pot. Ten tata jest sam na hormonalnym placu boju. I świetnie sobie radzi!

Szkoła! 1 września to święto rodziów. Te zdjęcia bawią do łez

Wiemy, że nie istnieje rodzicielstwo usłane różami, czystym praniem i pachnącym, zjadanym chętnie przez pociechy obiadkiem. Często widzimy matkę umorusaną w wątpliwie apetycznym kolorze papką, zmęczoną, w dwóch różnych skarpetkach i manicure sprzed miesiąca. Simon, ojciec domu zdominowanego przez kobiety, stara się szczerze i z przymrużeniem oka pokazać prawdę, że ojcostwo nie jest tego pozbawione, a bycie rodzicem to istne szaleństwo, którego... życzy każdemu.

Simon Hooper mieszka w Londynie z żoną Clementine i czterema córkami. Najstarsza z nich ma 9 lat, a najmłodsze - kilkanaście miesięcy. Simon zdecydował się na instagramowy eksperyment: jego gorączkowe życie i zmagania z codziennością ojca pokazuje na wesoło na swoim koncie father_of_daughters. Te fotki czasem śmieszą, a czasem... wzruszają. Tłumaczyć to można tylko jednym - miłością ojca do córek!

Jego zdjęcia przedstawiają perypetie rodzinne i robią furorę i większość z nich okrasza obfitych rozmiarów komentarzem. Hooper wyjaśnia, że niezależnie, czy masz jedno dziecko, dwoje dzieci, czworo dzieci lub jesteś początkującym "wyczekującym", bycie rodzicem rodzicielstwo wymaga zaangażowania i jeszcze silniejszego poczucia humoru (nauka o układzie rozrodczym z córką? Czemu nie!) - tylko z uśmiechem można wkraczać w codzienność, w której 5 kobiet jest w niego zapatrzonych i wymaga uwagi. Sądząc po ponad 180 tysiącach obserwatorów jego konta, nie tylko on widzi potrzebę pokazywania ojcostwa w krzywym zwierciadle i podchodzenia z dystansem do kłopotów dnia codziennego. Zobaczcie zabawne zdjęcia!

 

Well that was fun. @mother_of_daughters is away with the eldest 2 so I have the twins. Delilah was up & down last night more than a yoyo who'd necked a crate of redbull. As a dad, I usually have inbuilt noise cancelling and can sleep through an thrash metal gig but last night was something else. The neighbours must have thought I was skinning cats with a wooden spoon at 3.30am - the noise was endless - the kind of noise that cuts through you & drains you of any memory of who you are or what you're doing until your brain dribbles out you ear. They seem to have forgotten the whole experience and moved on. I'll just scoop up my eye bags so they don't drag on the floor. To top it all, the car is broken so I can't get to my brother's birthday. A shocker of a day so far. #brainonthefloor #alongwiththeeyebags #brokencar #twins #comehomeplease #parenting #fatherofdaughter #dadlife #instadad

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

20 Lis, 2016 o 3:42 PST

 

I seem to forget to feed myself sometimes. I can get to 5pm and realise I've had nothing other than a cup of tea that's been microwaved 5 times and has a skin on it that's thicker than I feel after watching a documentary of dark matter. The twins, on the other hand, get 3 square meals a day spooned directly into their mouths. I tried crouching between them in the hope @mother_of_daughters would feed me too (FYI I don't have tiny arms) although I was rumbled by Delilah who kicked up a fuss. They have absolutely zero loyalty or compassion for me. Get between these girls & their food and you may just lose a finger. #noidonthavetinyarms #foodoverfathers #arewefeeders #theydontsharefood #nowonderimlosingweight #microwavetea #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

13 Lis, 2016 o 1:01 PST

 

This week my eldest has been doing sex education at school. Shes very mature about it & having a midwife as a mum, they know a lot more than your average kid, no 'front bottoms' or 'nunnys' in this house, it's strictly a 'vagina' affair (which coincidently would be a great title for a drama series on TV) That said, she's chosen tonight (when @mother_of_daughters is away) to ask questions about men which makes me feel like an embarrassed child, but i promised to tell her the truth. My personal favourites - "do you wear a condom daddy?" Me - "Yes". Then why do you have so many children? Touchè. "Have you and mummy had sex more than 3 times?" I laughed proudly - "Way more......like at least 9 or 10 times" ( I didn't want to come across as a sex crazied maniac). #sexeducation #shestheadultimthechild #sheknowsmorethanme #dontaskaboutmasturbationorilldie #ivedoneitloads #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife #parenting

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

10 Lis, 2016 o 1:02 PST

 

Should I get offended that when I'm in charge of dressing the girls, instead of being given free rein to 'get creative' and use my couture fashion eye to create a 'wow' outfit that will catch the eye and imagination, I walk into their room and find that all the clothes are laid out already. Granted I have a tendency to dress them as boys, and will invariably forget the importance of layers, and that spots and strips clash, and that socks are essential, and that a baby grow doesn't count as day wear, and that I dress them the same, i cant tell them apart for the rest if the day, but surely if you give me a chance, the law of averages will mean I'll get it right one day! #daddressing #twins #dontdressthemthesame #theylovechewingshoes #icandressachild #badly #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

3 Lis, 2016 o 2:18 PDT

 

Clemmie gave me a pretty simple job this evening - "go pack the baby bag" (we're going away for a night). A plan developed in my head (why can't I take anything seriously?!) I called her in - "well you said pack the baby bag!!", expecting a laugh. She didn't. I then suggested cutting holes in the bottom for their legs to hang out like those dog carriers but @mother_of_daughters was already less than pleased that i'd used her prized leather @kerikitbags for lols, so with my tail between my legs, I repacked. A shed load of nappies, baby crack (milk powder), toys they won't play with & a monitor - There was still enough room for half my family in there! #bottomlessbabybag #mobiletwins #howmuchstuffdobabiesneed #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

28 Paź, 2016 o 12:09 PDT

 

Tomorrow is international day of the girl and I, more than most, am celebrating. I might be heavily outnumbered and outgunned, but I'm celebrating because my girls are strong independent young ladies that are growing up in a world that they can do anything they put their mind to (with a little encouragement). We strive for equality and see women as equals (and in my case, as superiors!). That said, in many places girls are seen as second class citizens and have limited opportunities to reach their full potential. This has to change. Go kiss your girls goodnight & encourage them everyday to reach for the stars. Tag a strong girl and share. #mygirlswearthetrousers #daughters #dayofthegirl #girlsareequals #girlsarestrong #sisters #mygirls #girlsareamazing #beproudofyoudaughters #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

10 Paź, 2016 o 12:39 PDT

 

Reading at bed time can be a pain in the ass, especially when you've got 'important' adult things to do, but that's no excuse to not to do funny voices for the characters in the story. But what if you didn't do them? They may lose interest and decide books are boring. They may not read much as they grow up, leaving them intellectually and culturally stunted. They might jack in school and start hanging with the wrong crowd. They may end up in a dead-end job they hate and drink too much. They may get evicted from their 1 bed squat and end up living under a bridge, sniffing stolen marker pens with a guy called crazy bob who eats pigeons. For the love of the children, DO THE VOICES! #thiscoulddefinitelyhappen #toofarperhaps #bedtime #thebfgisdefinitelyfromthewestcountry #timetopullonmyaleveldramaskills #likeanaudiobookbutlive #thinkofthekids #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

12 Wrz, 2016 o 12:37 PDT

 

If there is one thing that us dads are good for its being used as a mobile human climbing frame. We're practicing our routine for britain's got talent, the talent being how many family members can hang off me (kind of a real life buckaroo game) before I slip a disc and crumple into a pathetic mess crying like a child who's grazed their knee for the first time. Now all I need it for @mother_of_daughters to get on my back and the twins to rest of my shoulders and the award is surely mine. Come see us on the BGT tour next year. #dadclimbingframe #buckaroo #whyisitalwaysmedoingthis #backofan80yearold #thighsofapowerlifted #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

8 Wrz, 2016 o 12:51 PDT

 

Day 1 complete of #dadtakeover and the house hasn't fallen down and ottilie and delilah haven't gone off the rails and got tattoos or anything (although might make it easier to tell them apart). We spent the day conversing about art, politics and fine foods - seems that their preference is sweet potato and apple mush. Learnt my lesson and used a proper bowl and my #dadlife apron for feeding, still went everywhere - I'll clean up tonight, probably. Bring on day 2. #whatsallthefussabout #lifewithoutmywife #haventspokentoanadultforawhile #day1complete #twins #sp #instadad #fatherofdaughters #stokkeadventures

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

30 Lip, 2016 o 1:42 PDT

 

Day 1 complete of #dadtakeover and the house hasn't fallen down and ottilie and delilah haven't gone off the rails and got tattoos or anything (although might make it easier to tell them apart). We spent the day conversing about art, politics and fine foods - seems that their preference is sweet potato and apple mush. Learnt my lesson and used a proper bowl and my #dadlife apron for feeding, still went everywhere - I'll clean up tonight, probably. Bring on day 2. #whatsallthefussabout #lifewithoutmywife #haventspokentoanadultforawhile #day1complete #twins #sp #instadad #fatherofdaughters #stokkeadventures

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

30 Lip, 2016 o 1:42 PDT

 

Killing time while we waited for dinner. Looking at this again I'm slightly disturbed by how feminine my hand is! That said sparkly blue is definitely my colour as it brings out my eyes.....Probably. I'll just peel the massive amount of over spill on my fingers off tonight but dowsing them in white spirit. At least i manned it up with a pint (which is massively frowned upon in France - so British of me d'oh!) #mobilenailsalon #dadpampering #itwasntworththeargumentifisaidno #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife #hoopersonholiday

Zdjęcie zamieszczone przez użytkownika Simon (@father_of_daughters)

4 Sie, 2016 o 11:42 PDT

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